The hunger for eyeballs – which sounds like a concept from some zombie movie – is leading to ridiculous web site headlines. Then again, draw-’em-in headlines goes all the way back to yellow journalism. This from Weather.com this morning, in the wake of a completely ordinary January cold front pushed that through much of North America.

DANGEROUS ARCTIC BLAST IMPACTING 190 MILLION: IT COULD FEEL LIKE 50 BELOW!

50 F below, if you happen to be in Bismarck or Bemidji or some such; a circumstance local residents would call “Wednesday.” Granted, it’s probably fairly cold in the South as well – 26 F above in Nashville this morning, for example, but it’s winter there, too. This event didn’t even count as a blizzard.

Anyway, I just wanted to check our local temp at about 9:30, which turned out to be 0 F. Not to worry, it’ll be back in the upper 20s by Sunday, which will seem positively toasty. But not toasty enough to melt our modest coating of snow.

I will say that if scroll down far enough at Weather.com – past most of the click-bait stories – you’ll come to a graph that details the apparent course of the sun throughout the day. It tells me, for instance, that solar noon today was at 11:59 am, and that sunset came at 4:37 pm. Even better, it demarks civil twilight, nautical twilight, and astronomical twilight – 5:09, 5:43, and 6:17 pm, respectively. Also, moonrise and moonset: rise is at 7:25 pm tonight.

I probably won’t be out for any of these events, since it isn’t going to get above zero today, but it’s nice to know when I can track them without going outside.